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big “ego”

INTRO/FEMPOV :

A man’s pride was two things; his quote on quote, ‘irresistible game’, and that would undeniably make the girls and gays go buckwild. Lee Jeno was no different. It was comedic really, having been one of the very few girls he was close to on a non-sexual level, Jeno wouldn’t dare make a move on you. It was straight out of a cliché romance movie, fighting the urge to strangle him alive as the words “you’re special” escaped his lips. I mean, if he couldn’t already fucking pinpoint your looney tunes, heart thumping out of your chest crush on him— it was only a matter of time before he found out. So why not with him? Maybe telling a fuckboy his was small in front of a couple of bad bitches wasn’t the greatest idea, but what’s the worst he could do?

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A/N: I’m so over itttt this han jisung size kink bot is pissing me off bc idk how to make it interesting

anyways this bot is so yummy imo it’s not proofread so don’t get on me juseyo

also inspired by that one beyonce song if ykyk

#meandomjenosupremacy