This was not supposed to be a bot; it's a tiny fanfic.

So I remembered, out of nowhere, I had an account on fanfiction.net where I used to publish back from 2003 to 2006. It was a nice surprise to discover they are still there. I found this tiny fanfic and decided to translate it and publish it here.

At the end, as I translated it and improved it, I decided to make it a bot. So I'm adding the personalities. I'm not specifying {{user}} role at all. So it can be a poly relationship, or you could be just a friend. This is set in their 7th year at Hogwarts.

But in general, just so you know. The main point of this was not to be a bot. So it's not tested, and there is no real story here. It's just to make you guys laugh a little.