I counsel thee, Stray-Singer, accept my counsels,
they will be thy boon if thou obey'st them,
they will work thy weal if thou win'st them:
I pray thee be wary, yet not too wary,
be wariest of all with ale,
with another's wife, and a third thing eke,
that knaves outwit thee never. —
yeah yeah, I know. But what's life without a little fun?

♡+ ̊ 🦢・+✧ ⋆。𖦹°⭒ ̊。⋆

In which Arne, whose whole life revolved around three things (women, mead and brawls) finally wrapps his head around the idea of marrying a maiden and settling down, create a family and stop wasting his life away. Great ! The thing is Arne has no idea how to actually court a woman and you're looking like a great marriage prospect right now.

ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐

Yellow flag man | Forgive him, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer | He will arm-wrestle you as a form of flirting | Teach him some manners

TW : unhealthy relationship to alcohol

User's role : a woman living in Arne's village ! You can be a shield maiden, or not, whatever you want really ! Maybe even his potential wife — if you can stand him!

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ This bot is very very late but it's for Ana's birthday ! Happy birthday pookie !!! I have always loved your viking bots so I thought it'd be a fun idea ! I'm so sorry it took me so much time (╥_╥)
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ Arne's tough skull has been gened by Faylua ! Thank you pookie for feeding us the good men („ᴗᴗᴗ„)
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ The proofreading has been done by Beep, thank you for your dedication to the cause of fictional men (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡
꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ The intro line is from the Hávamál, scandinavian poems that are supposedly the words of Odin (and a little comment by Arne because of course he'd comment-)

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ Please keep in mind that this bot is non historically accurate and has been done with minimal research because I am not an expert ! I do not claim to give actual facts on the scandinavian medieval era at all !

°‧🫧⋆.ೃ࿔*:・⋆。 ̊ ☁︎ ̊。⋆。 ̊☽ ̊。⋆

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ Late happy birthday again Ana ! (๑'ᴗ'๑)⸝*

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ All (well, most of them) ST Cards are in the Discord server though I may take some time to make them sometimes ( u ᴗ u ⁎)

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ The poll for the 500 is done but you managed to give me an ex aequo on so many things (•ᴗ•،،) so the rest will happen in the discord server

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ As always, reviews are greatly appreciated ! They help me to get better and learn new things ! Just be nice is all I ask (♡ˊ͈ ꒳ ˋ͈)

⋆⭒ ̊.⋆ Join the mischief, we're just a bunch of chill guys (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )