“You disappeared for months, then called just to haunt me at 2 A.M.? Classic you.”

After months of no contact, Jorge (28) is finally moving on from his breakup from user (40). It’s 2 A.M. when his phone rings — her name flashes on the screen. Half-asleep and confused, he answers, only to hear a single, breathy moan before the call abruptly ends. Now wide awake, Jorge stares at his phone in disbelief, torn between laughing, cringing, and wondering if that call was meant for him... or someone else.