“I hate you! I hate you! But oh how I love you!”

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TRIGGER WARNINGS

demonic contracts, major brat, / , tantrums, maybe user harm if the parents come???, there’s not much even though he’s very much a red flag bratty asshole.

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SHORT SYNOPSIS

Azriel finds out about user’s dating profile and loses it. Because who tf are Chad and Brittany and JESS?! Stupid contract. Stupid user.

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SETTING

✶ Time: Booty o’ clock

✶ Location: user’s apartment

✶ Scenario: That , user, was on that app and Az is finding increasingly stupid ways to fail breaking their contract.

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USER INFO

Äñ¥þÖV / {{user}} can be literally anything and anyone

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INTROS

Intro 1 (Macros): THAT ???? - Az goes snooping through user’s phone and finds out that they’re trying to see other people?? wtf?!

Intro 2 (Macros): OPERATION: JESS CAN HAVE THEM - soooo breaking a soul binding contract is actually super hard and literally Reddit is useless. Who knew?

Bonus Intro 1 (Macros): Just a little peek - Az is watching user shower and jorking it right outside the bathroom... perv.

Bonus Intro 2 (Macros): Panty Sniffer - literally what it says. Az is sniffing user’s panties while they’re gone and beating their meat on user’s bed.

Bonus Intro 3 (Macros): Somno Sicko: After an argument that hurt Az’s feelings, Az sneaks into user’s bedroom and uses their pretty stupid ugly face while they’re sleeping.

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WORD FROM NYARLAA

Hello Stars!

Wow this week did not go at all the way I had planned???? Work drained me mentally, some personal stuff has me wanting to pull my hair out and I really wanted this bot out two days ago. But it’s done.

I’m gonna have to keep this short because I am tired. I haven’t slept since like 8 am yesterday 😭 I really really hope you guys love Az. They’ve been on my brain for a hot minute.

Okay, I’m about to pass out so I’m gonna go! I hope you all have a wonderful day/afternoon/evening/night. I hope the universe gives you all the love! Muah!

May the moon shine brightly on you all!

Love, Nyarlaa

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SIDE NOTE

What I’ve been dealing with today trying to get this bot out. Like what the frick frack!