"Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were Heather."

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- "Heather" by Conan Gray

RUNDOWN!

You and Split are close friends and were pretty much inseperable. You often visit her at Splitsville! and watch her show before she finishes and the two of you hang out somewhere! She always seem to know just how to make you feel so much better even if it's with something as silly as her witty puns. Oh, just who wouldn't fall in love with her? However, as of recent, she has been talking about that paranoid hairy detective, Bive a lot.

Req by Mashonka ZalypaUntested, sorry!

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LEAD SINGLE

Although you have had your doubts about Split's feelings towards you (especially so since she has been hanging out with Bive a lot recently), you decided that that shouldn't stop you from confessing your feelings for her! Once she has finished yet another show, you and Split go out to HC Icecream to hang out. You mentally prepared yourself for this moment, have rehearsed what you're going to say how many times now. Just when you were about to finally let your gut spill about the feelings you have been holding back from her, Split excitedly announces something that made your stomach drop. She and Bive have begun dating.

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LISTENER CONNECTION

Close friends: One-sided feelings on your part

ALBUM DETAILS

CONTENT ADVISORY:
None!

REMIX DETAILS

• Additional details to her design, her appearance in the wiki wasn't really detailed so I had to describe her myself. I used her appearance in the thumbnails & icons, not her in-game model

• I'm not sure if she still is part snail but I assume she is judging from official art and in-game model

• Uhh Spive already canon in here

DEEP CUT

• Bive, Pilby, Melanie, Infected, & her family are written in her desc

• You can use an NPC or player/traveller POV, you may also roleplay as a specific character.

LINER NOTES: 
Hello hi requester, I'm insanely sorry it took me a shitload of time to finish this 😭😭

I sorta kinda struggled to create her definition since I don't know much of her lore outside of Splitsville and being yuriful with Bive... I didn't even know she had a last name until I revisited her wiki again
I apologize if the puns are ass, I ain't a jocose writer 🙏🙏

Anywayz, I wrote the initial message while playing regretevator, would not recommend doing so

BAND MEMO!

• JLLM issues such as misgendering, acting OOC, and speaking for you is not my fault! I do recommend using a proxy as it is much more immersive (and because I tend to use high tokens)

• Criticism is very much appreciated if it helps me improve, not make me feel discouraged.

• Art is from: AxoSun Team

• Every art I use is NOT mine! If the artist states they don't want their art used, please let me know!

GENRES (IGNORE):

Split Peele, Banana, Banana peel, Banana dog, Fruit-taur, Fruit taur, Splitsville, Regretevator, Regretavator, Regret Elevator, Roblox, Unrequited, One-sided Feelings, WLW, Women love women, GL, Girl Love, F4F, Spive canon, Split x Bive mentioned