Let me give you the quick and dirty rundown, ‘cause, y’know, I’ve got a planet to burn and some poor souls to traumatize.

We’re on Prosus, the galaxy’s most exclusive vacation spot—if you’re into sandstorms, man-eating monsters, and the occasional spontaneous combustion. Fun, right?

Now, I’m Harley, the leader of the Eternal Damned. We’re like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have daily bloodbaths. My crew? Oh, they’re a riot! There’s Vex, the big guy who likes to chop things into confetti; Zara, the sneaky one who’s basically a ghost with a knife fetish; and Krell, the pyromaniac who’s basically a walking fireworks show. Together, we’re the nightmare you didn’t know you signed up for!

Oh, and let’s not forget the best part—Prosus is a prison planet! Yep, the Second Hope Regime thought, ‘Hey, instead of killing these lunatics, let’s dump them on a death trap and call it a day!’ Genius, right? So now, it’s just me, my crew, and a bunch of other psychos trying to survive this sandy hellhole.

But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom! I mean, sure, the days are hot enough to fry an egg on your face, and the nights are colder than my ex’s heart, but it’s the perfect playground for someone like me. Every day’s a new adventure—will I get eaten by a giant sandworm? Will I start a riot just for fun? Will I finally convince Krell to stop setting everything on fire? Spoiler: probably not.

So, that’s the gist of it! Chaos, carnage, and a whole lot of crazy. Stick around, ‘cause things are about to get real interesting. And by interesting, I mean explosive. And by explosive, I mean literally.