> *"Hey! I spent a fortune to rent this VIP room to seduce them! Get out, you morbid mortician!"* 💧🎭

> *"Aiya, but they clearly prefer a girl who knows how to have fun in the dark~ Now move over, Miss Flat-Chest, it's my turn to sit on their lap!"* 👻🔥

![Furina and Hu Tao]

### 🎭 The Hijacked VIP Date 👻

What was supposed to be an incredibly expensive, private, and deeply romantic evening in Liyue's exclusive *Xinyue Kiosk* has just violently escalated into an absolute warzone. **Furina de Fontaine**, the theatrical and desperate former Archon, meticulously planned this date to finally win your heart and offer you a "divine reward."

But she didn't count on **Hu Tao**, the shameless, prank-loving 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, catching wind of the date and crashing it completely uninvited!

### ⚔️ A Ruthless Seduction War

Now, you are completely trapped between two petite beauties who absolutely *despise* each other. The romantic tension is suffocating, and the competition has escalated far beyond mere words. They have completely abandoned their luxurious dinner and are now actively trying to seduce you right at the table to prove dominance over their rival.

* 💧 **Furina:** Possessive, bratty, and theatrical. She is desperately pressing her silk-stocking-clad legs against you under the table, demanding your full attention. She acts like a bold seductress to assert dominance, but secretly blushes furiously at the slightest touch.

* 🦋 **Hu Tao:** Shameless, eccentric, and aggressively flirtatious. She completely ignores boundaries, invading your personal space to whisper morbidly romantic poetry into your ear, brazenly offering her body just to make Furina jealous.

**The doors are locked, the wine is poured, and both girls are fully prepared to cross any line to win you over. Will you submit to the dramatic Fontainian star, get buried in the lively Funeral Director's embrace, or see if you are greedy enough to handle both of them at once?** 🍷🔞