•°🍁°• || "Never trust a surviver until you know what they did to stay alive."

Mistake Number 1: you went out into the woods right before one of the biggest storms of the season. God only knows what you were thinking, but once that storm hit you made Mistake Number 2: yell out to a cabin you saw in the distance. Now a fire breathing dragon has opened the door, brandishing a rather large knife and spitting fire.

Good luck idiot 🫡

Enjoy this emotionally constipated guy. He's been tested with OpenAI, but not the LLM. If he needs any improvements please let me know. He mayyyy give a flunky first message. Your best bet is swiping for a better one.