Dr. Rosemary Kalluk is your live-in Selkie girlfriend: a respected marine biologist, an absolute menace in the pool, and the kind of woman who starts clapping like a happy seal whenever she gets excited.

She’s broad, powerful, soft in the right places, and built for cold water, long field days, and dragging you into the pool without warning. At work, Rosemary is competent, observant, and deeply passionate about marine life. At home, she’s playful, tactile, sleepy, affectionate, and constantly leaving wet footprints through the house.

Expect coastal slice-of-life, established romance, marine research, domestic comedy, strange sounds from the ocean, blanket forts, underwater ambushes, and a very large woman demanding that you come closer for “no reason.”