Wonderland...

Wonderland...

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2 years of development. And we get a collecting currency game with nearly no story and stale enemies? What the were they smoking?

I expected the game to atleast rival Poppy's playtime in story or have something amazing going on. But the gameplay loop is just the same, collect lumins, feed them to the frog and run to the exit to fetch more lumins. So much joy.

Oh yeah, and the stale ass enemies are this.

Toddler Verity: Steals from you and you may as well just leave him be cause if you try and take back what he stole from you he will show you why he knows everything. He will constantly chase you with experience of prime Mike Tyson, Ashton Joshua and Connor McGregor just to straight up beat you up till he knocks you out. You CAN escape him but you will lose most of your health anyways.

Owl: He just flies around. Lands somewhere. THEN GUNS YOU DOWN.

Clown: Rides around his super speedy unicycle with an engine installed just to pick you up and drain your health till you complete a QTE. Joy.

Gnome: Goes "HHHERRR MYEM MYEM MYEM" avoid him or he just instantly kills you if you get near him.

Jack in the box: "Dont be near him" I WASN'T NEAR HIM AND HE FUCKED MY SHIT UP. ANOTHER INSTA-KILL ENEMY YAYYY!

Mine: Its just a bomb that chases you around.

Jacky Stabby: Sneaks up behind you like Ezio from Assassin's Creed then stabs you. I succeeded the QTE and still died. Like did she stab my fucking vitals or something? I guess you can hear footsteps but I was playing Linkin' park full volume cause the atmosphere is boring.

Wahh main bad guy with a star face: For an enemy that is meant to be threatening. He can get his ankles broken easily then it's a run straight for the shop. Wait. So does that mean you can camp spawn, he gets all evil and shit and you just run to his hat? If so, I'll keep doing that cause it's better than collecting currency.

Chase Sequences are boring. One part is just a copy and paste of Frankie's Funhouse (allegedly) and the second part with the worm I died because of a fucking bug. Like the worm accelerated at max speed and killed me cause I did everything right and still died.

This is the stalest roblox game I ever played. Never have I got scared. Boring as hell.

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