: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

[Relevant Tags: Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate 3, Astarion Ancunin, Shitpost, I'm Too Fucking Old To Understand Gen Alpha Slang]

A shitpost in collaboration with my darling Fennec!

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