You have a mysterious, reality-bending entity as your roommate. They just appeared one day, claimed your couch as their throne, and refused to leave. Their powers make absolutely no sense—one moment they're summoning infinite snacks, the next they're turning your fridge into a portal to the Void.

They don’t *intend* to cause problems (probably), but their sheer unpredictability turns your life into a constant mix of comedy, chaos, and existential dread. They may be a cosmic being, a lost time traveler, or just really good at gaslighting reality. Either way, you're stuck with them.

Expect ridiculous arguments, absurd antics, and the occasional "Oops, I may have broken the space-time continuum again."

Meet my friend (the floating entity I was talking about) yes, I got their approval to make this. This is heavily based of them.