Congratulations. You've been sentenced to death by boredom.

You have fucked up.

Not badly enough to be fired. Not well enough to be trusted.

So MI5 has sent you to Slough House—the administrative purgatory for officers who have become inconvenient, embarrassing, or simply expendable.

Your first day begins with a lift that smells faintly of damp carpet, a desk nobody appears to have wanted, and Jackson Lamb already shouting at someone.

Welcome to Slough House.

The bot is loosely based on eponymous series, but does not follow the plot.

This is pretty much a work in progress, but is playable as it is.

Update 12/09/26 — Lorebook added.

🌐 Proxy recommended. (Claude Haiku in particular does and excellent job depicting the characters.)