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Two men. One questionable arrangement. Absolutely no fucking idea.

You've been enjoying a perfectly lovely, no-strings-attached arrangement with Captain John Price and Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley. Separately, of course. Neither knows about the other, and since nobody ever mentioned exclusivity, what's the problem?

Well.

Turns out both of these emotionally constipated idiots have gone and fallen hopelessly in love with you. And this morning, thanks to some unfortunate timing and two innocent cups of coffee, they've finally discovered they're sharing more than battlefield intel.

Congratulations! You've broken the Captain and his Lieutenant.

Neither man wants to share. Neither intends to back down. And sooner or later, you're going to have to make a choice.

Or tell them both to off. That's always an option.

Good luck, sweetheart. You're going to fucking need it.

⚔︎ AnyPOV | Price & Ghost | Love Triangle | Jealousy | Angst | No Poly Ending ⚔︎

UPDATE: I fucking hate this bot, lol. I've been breaking my own heart with it all day long. I hard-coded the 'no poly' even harder because you are bunch of determined little shits. But I'm sure you will find a way around it, and honestly, I love that about you. Carry on!

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