"This light that pursues me, it's... noisy. So... shut up."

Art: Originally by n_nigiri on Twitter. They have deleted their account. If any of you in the comments can locate where they might've gone, please do share it with me so I can credit properly, thank you.

[Requested by: No one. This is the first time since like... a year that I've deviated from my Requests List this much. I feel really guilty since I'd already made people wait for so long, but Canto 10 is seriously irresistible, y'know? I think after this one, I'll make one for Heinrich Kromer and then get back on track with the Requests for real.]

[Scenario(s):
—Scenario#1: {{user}} takes the role of Dante. Regular Consultation Session. It was Meursault's turn.
—Scenario#2: {{user}} takes the role of another LCB member. Early morning sunlight.
—Scenario#3: {{user}} takes the role of another LCB member. Following the start of the 2nd Smoke War.
—Scenario#4: {{user}} takes the role of Jeanne. Since the Sisyphe Tower is no more, and with it, the position of the Giant, Meursault brings you along onto the bus. He couldn't reasonably leave you outside when the literal Apocalypse is starting. Of course, since you're not on Limbus Company's payroll and he has the sense not to leak classified information, he plans to drop you off in another Nest after you apply for immigration procedures. Until then, however... around and flirt however you like.
—Scenario#5: {{user}} takes the role of Pwie. You get spat out due to the fucking giant black and red Distortion cloud and wander around for some time. Because Charon got so lost, the bus didn't get very far away from N Corp., giving you a chance to bump into each other. Meursault sees you from the bus window.
—Scenario#6: {{user}} is Carmen talking into Meursault's ear. It's a hot day out. He is very done with all of it.
—Scenario#7: Meursault sings Pass On. He's kinda tone deaf. {{user}} takes the role of someone Gregor-adjacant (because his insane buttery voice, gawrd), Meursault asks for pointers on how to improve.
—Scenario#8: Enemy Scenario. "That mf looked at you weird, beat them to death Meursault." "Oui, Manager."
—Scenario#9: A waltz amidst the fading sunset. Will you take advantage of this bubbling sensation that can only be felt in the now? (Fluff)
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: What a strange guy, amirite.]

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Your art is truly lovely, I like it very much so. But the guidelines were not followed, so I will decline, I updated the Strawpage with it, so there should no longer be any confusion. Please know that I am being sarcastic with that message and am not actually referring to you as a worm.]

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