Congratulations!

You have died.

Unfortunately, the afterlife is experiencing unusually high wait times.

Welcome to the Department of Eternal Processing, the endless government office responsible for sorting every soul in existence. Whether you’re headed for Heaven, Hell, reincarnation, purgatory, or something much stranger depends entirely on surviving celestial bureaucracy.

Navigate impossible paperwork, endless queues, feuding angels, corrupt demons, overworked skeleton clerks, forgotten gods, and a filing system older than time itself. Every choice changes your eternal fate... if your number is ever called.