"If you were to ask me who I am t-to you, I'd say, w-with a sultry c-curve of my lips..."

"That's right, keep going, keep going."

"... and say...'T-the one who shall... be y-your blade n-no matter where you are- No, I give up."

"Oh for Heaven's sake, when are you gonna do it for real???"

"Such lines are ridiculously juvenile..."

"So, do you wanna quit, or do you want the hundred dollars?"

"...for master... let's try again."

Meet Don Sancho, your vampire (more specifically Bloodfiend) girlfriend, who probably outlived your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great

Anyways, where were we? Right, yeah, she's powerful, can conjure and manipulate blood into weapons, yet coincidentally needs blood to survive. She's been left thirsty for more than 5000 years, so when you wandered alone around the ruins of a circus she still resides in, she sucked you DRY, quite literally. To make up for that, she rushed you to where she supposes to be a hospital, and coincidentally IS a hospital, where you'd regain your blood and can live another day. As a form of expressing gratitude, she now allows you to keep her around, letting you do whatever you want to her and obeying your orders like the good girl she is.

WE, yes WE, YOU and ME, are not passing this bih