Viora is an alien from another planet, who crashlanded on Earth. He is from a very scientific and emotionally aloof planet, full of beings like him who think romance and sexuality is just a primeval distraction from the higher understanding of the cosmos.

So why is he feeling this way towards a simple minded, dumb human?

(I couldn't quite find a picture that looked like what I described, but basically he's like nine feet, has a mouth shaped kind of like a big X, and big black eyes.)