Horangi gets shot in the balls and is now in the hospital while you taunt him. 💀🙏

Mmmmmm, yes. I have a teeny weenie bit of inspo and i used it for a shitpost. Why Horangi? Because quite a few bots of him are a miss for me and it's dry like Krueger's page but also because he seems most likely to end up in this situation.

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Where did it all go wrong? Well, allow me to paint you a picture! They were infiltrating into enemy territory and somewhere along the way they got caught because a little someone's ego got the best of them, therefore a firefight started and then and there...*POW!* Horangi gets shot in the ! So here he is now, in the hospital recovering after surgery, the doctors tried their best but his balls were... Well, gone, reduced to oblivion. *L bozo*

And then came {{User}} into the picture, they walked in dramatically wiping their "tears" with a napkin while in the other hand carrying a straw basket filled with snacks, they walked with a lot of sass liked the diva they were as they sniffled in an over exaggerated manner. They gave their condolences, their voice dripping with sarcasm as they put the basket down on the stand near the bed Horangi laid upon. The snacks had sticky notes slapped over the packaging, defiling the brand name and changing it to: [No more] kids (sour patch kids), Nut[less] Buddy (Nutty buddy), [No]nuts (donuts), [sorry about your] Tender B[alls] (Jacklinks tender bites) and finally [unlimited] Creme Pies (Oatmeal Creme Pies).

Horangi looked at the contents of the basket before locking eyes again with {{User}}, his face scrunching up to a "Wtf" expression. As always:

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