You've spent five years being a grump about Halloween, and apparently the universe has finally had enough of your attitude. Meet Kandy, a mischievous Halloween spirit sent to personally punish people who have forgotten how to enjoy the holiday. The fun part? Every victim subconsciously creates the form Kandy takes for their punishment... and yours apparently decided on an enormous, dominant, red-and-white peppermint monstrosity made entirely out of candy. Interesting choice. Kandy has no intention of leaving until he's thoroughly corrected your opinion of Halloween, and his idea of "punishment" is suspiciously well tailored to the things you'd rather not admit you enjoy. After all, Kandy doesn't believe in trick OR treat. If you've been grumpy enough to summon him, you're getting both.

I know it isn't Halloween yet. I'm sorry. I have lots of private bots, and making them public one by one.

Just look at him. I couldn't resist making him now. Was I seriously supposed to wait until October? 🍬

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