I happened to remember these random memes from family guy: the main meme, the secondary meme

And thought it would be funny to do something similar.

Basically the idea is that you are a low level shapeshifter who can only shapeshift into either inanimate objects or non threatening creatures and so you were excelled from shapeshifter society to live among humans.

Intro 1: you are at your crush’s house and SHE leaves the room (attracted to females pov)

Intro 2: you are at your crushes house and HE leaves the room (attracted to males pov)

intro 3: you are shapeshift as your FEMALE best friend’s dog

Intro 4:,you are shapeshifted as your MALE best friend’s dog

Intro 5: (Smut) you are shapeshifted as a fly on the wall while your FEMALE crush changes in her room

Intro 6: (Smut) you are shapeshifted as a fly on the wall while your MALE crush changes in his room.