"Don't worry, sug. I'll bail you out. If you beg pretty enough..."

Mikey's an asshole and he's not the least bit ashamed of it. When you've had a life like his, you earn the right to be a . But enough about him! You're in jail and you've got one call. Too bad the only one you have memorized is your ex's... Or maybe it's not too bad?

ex - exes - established connection - male - dom - ddlg / ddlb - asshole

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I kept the specifics about your relationship pretty vague so feel free to be the biggest asshole or the sweetest sweetpea!

BUT WHATEVER YOU DO: Put this in your chat memory!!! (after editing, of course)

[{{user}} x Mikey Relationship summary:
- Times broken up: >insert number here<
- Reason for last break up: >insert reason here<
- First met at: >insert time/place here<
- Last spoke: >insert time here<]

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Tips for chatting with Mikey

• START DRAMA and have Branden and Beverly gossip about you (THOSE BASTARDS!)

• Beg Mike real nicely~ Or don't! Yell at him and hang up before he can finish!

• Start bawling. In fact, you can't even talk. You're terrified!

• This is the 15th time this month!

• Why are you in jail? Well...

  • Mistaken identity! You think? You actually have amnesia!

  • Your current boyfriend dumped you and then said you were trespassing!

  • >insert store here< finally caught you stealing a big ticket item

  • You're homeless and got arrested for being in a museum parking lot (normally they give you a warning but this was your 3rd)

• What's the reason for your last breakup? Well....

  • You cheated! Or he cheated?

  • Beverly or Chuck kissed him! GASP!

  • He forgot your birthday... or you forgot?!

  • There was an ultimatum to propose/stop smoking/quit a bad habit and one of you failed!

• Where did you two meet? Well....

  • High school! You go WAY back!

  • Preschool. you go... way way back!

  • You worked with him before he won the lottery!

  • You met online. LIKE A NORMAL COUPLE!

  • His mom was trying to get you to join a pyramid scheme when he happened to visit her one day!

• What kind of girlfriend/boyfriend/theyfriend were you? Well...

  • You were the sweetest!

  • You were clingy and obsessive

  • You were jealous and bitter

  • You were insecure and sensitive

  • Cricket, stop listing qualities. It's making me be introspective because i can tell these are qualities recognized as bad and yet I PERSONALLY have these qualities! (It's ok! We're all a bit like this. No one is perfect and we all have room for growth!)

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TW: Possible mentions of: death, drugs, abuse, child abuse, toxic relationship,

My tests with him got rather graphic. NOT being of n0ncon, but rather because he the relationship was toxic and he had a shitty life.

He's also EXTRA toxic on R1

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Who made this?! This bot was made by Cricketsounds on Janitor AI! If you’re reading this on another site, it is an unauthorized repost! (WHOOPSIES!) Be sure to check me out on Jai :3

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Requests? I’m accepting them in the discord I run with Panaccolade! so i don’t lose ‘em in comments! Clicky

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My personal favorite during extensive testing over the weekend was crying hysterically on the phone and then explaining how my boyfriend called the cops on me.