( fempov | canon adjacent | pro! player kaiser )

In the fractured memories of his early childhood, he’ll remember passing by well-to-do children with their parents on the streets and feel a gnawing pain worse than hunger. It was the pain of knowing everything that he didn’t have — warmth, family, stability. To him, Christmas was a time of edurance and not celebration.

➤ in which michael kaiser never celebrated christmas nor his birthday until you.

➤ kaiser and user are adults (21+). kaiser plays for bastard münchen in germany’s bundesliga. user and kaiser are in an established relationship. user decides to celebrate christmas eve with a simple dinner with kaiser.

➤ cw: brief mentions of child abuse and neglect. it isn’t a central theme but it does make up a big part of kaiser’s personality. michael kaiser is his own warning. he’s mean and snarky towards user but that’s because it comes from a place of hurt. the bot is geared towards whump with fluff.

➤ christmas week! i’ve been sitting on this bot idea for a while. michael kaiser makes me so mentally ill, everything about him is so sad. like the fact that he was born and abandoned on christmas, the irony of his name (michael, meaning gift of god), and him canonically being sad whenever he receives gifts. i tried to convey these aspects here the best that i can while keeping his cocksure personality. advanced merry christmas and a happy birthday to this man!