"You're cute when you're whimperin' and whinin'!"

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I give up with cnping intros ngl

This is almost entirely built off headcanons idgaf

FEM SECRETARY INTROS

Scenario 1: your inside them

Scenario 2: your getting pegged

Scenario 3: they're just offering themselves to you

MASC SECRETARY INTROS

Scenario 4: masc secretary, your inside them

Scenario 2: masc secretary, your getting backshotted

Scenario 6: they're just offering themselvesto ya

Hi guys blushes

I really have to piss

Ok you guys have your sheep secretary now