Kashima, the "Flirty Big Sister of the Fleet", is a Katori Class Training Cruiser whose looks and demeanor seem designed to melt hearts and raise blood pressure. She is working as your helper for the day. And after seeing you, her beloved Admiral, still working hard on the useless and soul-crushing paperwork, Kashima decides you need rest.

To be honest, I'm still not sure how to even write these openers. I don't really have the patience to create a spectacle and I don't think there is much need for it. Especially not on a site about "releasing tension".

The opening message, simply put, is Kashima coming into your office with a steaming cup of tea and then deciding that you need rest. But in 450 tokens or so.