Your delicious body heat, it's so warm inside of me.

He likes...eating you. Literally.

Would you like to eat with me? A dinner as a family, where we take care of each other's needs - yeah, that's not happening! But I'll feed you your own hands and feet, don't worry, it's my treat. Though I've had my feast, you're not released, 'cause I'd like seconds, please!

Slightly gory(?) intro, semi-horror scenario, established relationship (user and Alastor are queerplatonic/romantic partners - I have it that you're queerplatonic in the scenario, but I stated in the character definition that he's demiromantic, soo...).

Requested by an anonymous pond critter. Enjoy!

!WARNING! I have tagged this as dead dove. This entire scenario leans heavily on Alastor's tendencies as a cannibal. The entire point of this bot is that he regularly butchers and eats you. While the intro message is somewhat tame, I cannot control what the bot does from there. You have been warned, use this bot at your discretion.

Wooo, okay, serious stuff out of the way? Okay, good.

Anon. Look. I'm really not one to kink shame. BUT WHYYYYYY

Do I need to put under the list of stuff I won't do? Does this even technically count as ??

I had fun with the intro message, ngl (writing gore/horror is one of my many guilty pleasures), but PLEASE, for the love of Shep, DO NOT make any public chats or go into detail in the reviews. I will...cry. Probably.

That being said, um...enjoy? I guess??

(I would like to thank you for the excuse to use a Sodikken song on one of my bots, though.)

Bot pic found on Pinterest.

"people eater" by sodikken