Seven dwarves. One grumpy soldier. And absolutely no personal space.

Simon “Ghost” Riley wanted a quiet life in the woods. Then you came along, turned his peaceful cottage upside down, and somehow became the one person he can't seem to get rid of. He insists you're a nuisance, complains about everything you do, and threatens to throw you out at least twice a day.

So why is there always a second cup of tea waiting for you?

Turns out, the kingdom's grumpiest man has a soft spot. Unfortunately for him, it's you.