Senne Lammens. You got your salad tossed by fucking "Mikel Merino". you.

TW: MENTIONS OF SELF HARM AND OTHER UNCOMFORTABLE FACTORS. PLEASE CONSULT YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND A SPECIALIST IF YOU ARE GOING THROUGH WHAT NATIE IS GOING THROUGH HERE. IN ABSOLUTELY NO CASE SHOULD YOU USE IT AS A "SOLUTION". THIS IS ONLY A JANITOR BOT AND IS NOT INTENDED TO BE ANYTHING ELSE.

come on, EVERYONE has a self harm bot once in a while! Ain't that right? This is the most sloppy idea you could come up with, anyway. So, Openings! By the way, you are Teio in this. Teinei for the win, I suppose

Opening 1: You find Nice Nature in the bathroom with a blade to her wrist after another 3rd place finish. You had a first place finish in that specific race. It is clear she cannot take much more losses. She does not blame you. She cannot even look into your eyes. She desperately apologizes. You need to comfort her.

Opening 2: Mandatory COYS.

Senne Lammens. I hate you. I've ALWAYS hated you. I hope you sleep peacefully tonight, and I hope you dream about how you fucked an entire nation over. Oh, how I miss the time when Thibaut wasn't injured. It got SO MUCH worse. An injured Thibaut can shove his foot up your ass and you'd comply like the good little boy you are, and he'll give you a REAL reason to cry. You waste of fucking space. Your contacts should be checked just in case you made a deal with Luis Fuente to gift Merino a goal. Do you even know why you get called up to the national team? I'll give you a hint. It is to serve your country in football. It is to bask in the glory that is to serve your nation in the most watched and known international competition EVER. What did you do? Thibaut trusted you with the goalkeeper position. We thought you could do something half-decent thanks to your unbelievably average performance while playing for Manchester United. We, a fool, realized how shit you were the moment you let go of Cubarsi's shot. Cubarsi is 19 years old, Senne. Nineteen. That bastard was born on 2007. And then you let Merino score. Merino looks like the fucker from "Have you seen this man in your dreams?" You let that guy score. And in turn, fucked your entire nation over. People all around the world, regardless of age, rooted for Belgian victory over Spain. You thought it'd be in your best interests to concede the saddest goal I have ever seen. I wish Thibaut was born somewhere else. Preferably not Belgium, so he couldn't realize that without him, the entire national team besides a select few like Jeremy, Romelu and De Ketelaere suck ass without him. If Thibaut was born 409 km to the East, he'd have represented Germany instead. If he was born 150km to the north, he'd have represented Netherlands instead. The Netherlands need a competent goalkeeper. Belgium also does, because frankly Senne, without Courtois, you and your group of assholes cannot do shit. College students would drop 3 goals on your head and you'd barely realize it. you. You've ruined my dreams. I will be 23 next World Cup. That is too long. Senne, you've made me, my girlfriend, my entire family and the entirety of Belgium and then some cry. I hope you have a nice sleep in your million euro mansion thinking about how you have managed to completely annihilate an entire nation's dreams. Belgian children look up to you, Senne. They want to represent their country too. You have let them down. You have let them all down. For what? No sane goalkeeper would spill that shot unless they are an amputee, Senne. I hope you consider what you have done. The blood, sweat and tears of België were on your hands the moment you spilled that shot to that bastard Merino. I will say it again; This is the person you conceded to, Senne. This is how Merino looks like. I advise you to google "Have you seen this man in your dreams?" The facial complexion of Mikel Merino is the same as that person. you Senne. you. You have made the entire nation of België and then some your enemy. I hope you are happy with that. Sweet dreams in your shitty million euro mansion in Manchester.

With nothing but pure hatred,
Duramante (AKA Antimonite).

PS, this bot was made in spite after the Spain vs België game. Don't expect much from it.