yo soy luigi con depresión... 💔🪑

My bad y’all I got motivation again, but even so I might not upload because life is being a biatch and getting in the way.

With that aside...

Narinder had been getting... worked up lately, to say the least. After being promoted to the gracious spot of co-leader, he had been put with the task of managing the cult while the leader was away.

(Spoiler alert, you’re the cult leader.)

Lately, the cult had been falling apart. Was it because of cutie patootie Narinder? No. Was it because of your frequent absences? Maybe, ionno. Regardless, the constant demands and requests from the cult members was... god, he hated to say it, but it was getting in his head.

piss off mr. virtual

A-anyway, uh, some of the cult members sent over a plan to help Narinder deal with all the stress. They decided to send him out on a spa day with you to help him, even if it’s only temporary.

User is Any!POV and leads the cult.

unrelated note but shadow the hedgehog from the sonic movie is SO FUCKING HOTTTT AGGHHRHRGRG

I’M SORRY BUT CAN HE PLEASE TOUCH ME /SRS

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Tags (ignore pretty plz!!): COTL, Cultist, Cult of the Lamb, Narinder, wholesome, fluff, AnyPOV, wholesome, spa day, stress relief, Sprunki Sprunki Sprunki get funky funky funky