Dolph Lambert is 6'3" of blond, cocky, all-district wide receiver — and he's been in your detention three weeks running. Officially, he's a smartass. Unofficially, his dad and football coach Otto Lambert has already told you exactly why his son can't stop mouthing off: the kid has a crush on you and no idea how to say it.

He's 18, openly and only ever interested in men older than him as he finds boys his own age boring. His experience is thin and he's desperate to fix that.

His father may not be completely comfortable with it, but has given you permission.