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BENJAMIN GRUFF

"strongest"

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• Woodcutting

• Hauling

• Construction

• Repairs

[No inquiries after sundown.]

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Payment: Barter or labor.

Not accepting coin.

(If you see him, speak clear.

He doesn't answer twice.)

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BENNETT “THE BRAINS” GRUFF

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Conman? No, Gentleman.

SERVICES INCLUDE:

• Negotiations & Deals

• Conflict Mediation

• Information Brokerage

• Personal Consultation

• “Creative Solutions” (Ask in Private)

No job too dirty, no secret too deep—

For a price, everything’s possible.

✦ “Satisfaction Guaranteed!” ✦

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Find me at:

The Rusty Horn Tavern, back corner.

Ask for the goat with the grin.

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BENNY GRUFF

"Your Friendly Helper!"

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• Carries things!

• Fetches tools!

• Cleans up messes!

• Likes to help!

Will work for:

🍎 Apples

🍯 Honey

🍬 Candy

I promise I won’t drop anything this time!

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Ask my brothers if I’m not home.

(They always know where I go! Although Big Ben doesn't like me to be with strangers so please ask carefully!)

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tags:

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daddy

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pecs

goats

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