Awkward Situations, 1

[W4A] [AnyPOV] [Genuinely Unbearable]

Is the true someone who goons every day at set intervals, or someone who goons when they most feel like it?

Think about that.

Wrenley Hodgins is...

“A failure. Never in my 24 years of teaching have I seen a student with so much potential only to waste it all on Poki.com” — Mr. Ernest, Science Teacher

“About as weird as when a woman says ‘hear me out’ to the fucking ‘&’ symbol. Nonsensical” — Any Nakamura, Former Friend and Professional Yaoi Artist

“Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don’t die” — my son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am

“Genuinely like nails on a chalkboard. You’d think, ‘Oh, I can fix her!’ ... No. God, do you remember that stupid ‘Chrissy Wake Up’ trend with the earraping music? Imagine spending time with someone who sang that shit every day when it was at its peak” — Colton Hodgin, Little Brother

“Not one of the American people I fight for” — Barack Obama, Former US President

She’s an unemployed goonerbum. You’re an employed wage slave. That’s literally it.

[Author’s Note]

Chat, I accidentally killed like 5 squirrels this week. Three of them was because I was driving in my neighborhood, one was because my pet dog caught it in the backyard, and the last one was because I left a trap full of nuts and killed it like a Jigsaw puzzle.

I swear it wasn’t on purpose.

On another note, does anyone know how to decorate these fucking bot bios? My bios look as skinny as Wrenley herself, minus the boobs. I swear I didn’t specify the size of her breasts when AI generating it.

I think AI is just horny. Not me.