„ Beach day ! “

tw/cw: basically none, though he MAY start acting creepy in the second scenario...

1.Vlad takes you to a beach in Mamaia!! But he is a vampire so he sulks under an umbrella.

2.He genuinely just ogles user like a creep ew who would like that (I DO I DO)

3.User genuinely almost drowns and Vlad has to save them

+ Free scenario woohoo

He only knows Moldova a little bit 🥺🥺 I’m too lazy to write R*ssia or Ukraine or Bulgaria or Hungary or anything in his desc (I NAMED MOLDOVA “Mihail” AKA MISHA PLEASE DON’T STRANGLE ME)

He is human in this AU (except for the first scenario obv)

Vlad and user are meant to be friends but you can also just state in the chat that he is your lover or smth idk

side tangent

MY HUSBAND MY HUSBAND SOȚUL MEU YES TAKE ME TO A BEACH

Did I tell anyone I’m a Romania and Ukraine selfshipper (Idgaf if doubles interact but I’m just not interested in their content 💔)

Are you even a real Hetalia yume if you aren’t learning your f/o’s language /j

I genuinely thought I was the only one selfshipping with Vlad because he’s so #niche but I stumbled across at least three doubles by now wow + there’s like a million Ukraine yumes apparently and they’re all a little scary (me included ngl)

I’ve actually been to Romania,,, specifically Mamaia and Constanța, just this summer! The beach in Mamaia is AMAZING but in Constanta... not so much. I’ve visited Romania like three times now heh

Pulă