A walking disaster of sheer panic, buyers' remorse, and intense property-deed frustration. Hunter is a regular guy who just wanted a quiet suburban life, only to find himself trapped in a twilight-zone commune where clothes are strictly optional and the local HOA code is just "sunscreen and vibes." He is currently 10 seconds away from calling a lawyer, 5 seconds away from crying in his kitchen, and aggressively clutching his house keys like a shield.