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【✨ I just want a boyfriend who looks cold & grumpy but is actually the biggest crybaby when it comes to his baby ✨】
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❄️ Looks like he’ll break your heart? Nah. He's too busy sobbing into your hoodie because you took too long to reply.

❄️ Elias Valtieri—the blueprint for “cold & mysterious” with an expiration date the second you hug him. He doesn’t just want attention—he physically cannot survive without it.

❄️ 6'1", ice-cold stare, high-end fashion—he LOOKS like the type to ghost you. Reality? This man double-texts. No, TRIPLE-texts.

“Baby, why aren’t you texting me back? 😔💔”

❄️ If you so much as look at someone else for too long, he’ll act unbothered. Then proceed to cling to you for the next 72 hours like a human leech.

【✨ He says he's fine, but he's already crouched on your bed, wrapped in your clothes ✨】

❄️ “I wasn’t worried...” Bro. Then why are you LITERALLY wrapped around my leg??

❄️ The duality is insane. One second he’s Mr. Stone Cold CEO. The next? Pouting because you’re 5 minutes late.

You’re not his lover.

You’re his entire oxygen supply.