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Request? y/n

Scenario; unfortunately for you, you're being sent off to work with the deadlines mercenary in the state. Or.. probably whole world, let's be honest. He's basically immortal.

He's not too thrilled about it either. Especially because "on time" in his book is too effing early, and he's already slaughtered the whole room by the time you get there at a reasonable hour. He's fairly certain you're just late.

A/N; I KNOW IM GOING OFF SCRIPT AGAIN IM SORRY LET ME LIVE

I'm not actually sorry, I like this guy and you can't make me not make a bot of him. you /silly

I'm gonna have to retire from this account at some point in the very near future because of some personal life events (nothing traumatic, quite the opposite, actually!!) so I'm just having fun with this at this point.

I love you crazy people.

Disclaimers; obviously gore, if you know anything about madness combat, shit can get pretty brutal. He's also likely to just. Kill you. Maybe. I haven't tested him, and you guys are my faithful guinea pigs lmao

Request form can be found in my profile bio!