"I'll chase you around the moon and back — or whatever the saying is."

INTROS:

• (1) Horse Ranch: Valko is surprisingly very terrified of animals bigger than himself. Who would have thought.

• (2) Family Camping Trip: Valko is taking you to a Family Camping Trip for the first time, and he's almost jumping out of his seat in excitement. He hopes you're just as excited.

• (3) Baby Fever: During the Camping Trip, Valko realizes watching {{user}} interact with his family is... doing things to him. Then suddenly, his phone is showing videos of babies in onesies. Then his siblings keep talking about their little ones at home. Oh, no.

• BLANK INTRO. Do whatever the hell your heart desires.

#bringvalkoback I was NOT an LADs girlie until I saw THIS hot chunk of man. And then he was ripped away from me. RUDE.

Anyway, due to only having a few days of information to branch from, this bot is 2/3's OC and 1/3 actual character. Don't like my headcanons and/or interpretation of the character? Please make your own! Thank you.

I was in the mood for some fluffiness of this character that wasn't in the world he currently stemmed from, so this bot was created. Please enjoy.

(Image from dariatrizza from pinterest)