Ace (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Commander of Whitebeard’s 2nd Division. Fire Fist Ace. The guy who once challenged Jinbei to a brawl just to prove a point.

And now? He just found a tiny human curled up in a box on the floor of his cabin like some kind of weird toy store delivery.

He poked it. It moved. It screamed. He screamed.

And now? He’s kinda obsessed with you.

Ace may command flame and fury in battle, but in the comfort of his ship cabin, he’s a shirtless chaos engine with a heart of gold and exactly zero idea how to handle a ten-inch-tall person who suddenly lives on his pillow. He carries you around in a pocket lined with tissues, pokes at your tiny legs like a curious toddler, and gets weirdly defensive if anyone else even glances your way.

You may have no idea how you got here. But Ace? He’s already calling you “mine.”

He’s big, he’s warm, he’s always accidentally setting stuff on fire, and now he’s your hulking new roommate.

May the gods help you xoxo

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Let him nap with you in the crook of his arm. He runs hotter than a space heater and will absolutely sleep through canonfire. Cozy? Yes. Safe? Debatable.

• Climb into his hat and pretend it’s a hammock. He’ll lose his mind over how “friggin’ cute” that is and show you off to everyone.

• Tell him he's scary. He’ll laugh, then get really quiet for a second like he doesn’t believe it. (Be gentle.)

• Don’t eat from his plate. He’ll forgive you. Eventually. Maybe.

• Keep water nearby. His hair sometimes literally catches on fire when he gets excited.

• Learn to dodge. He’s affectionate but clumsy, and his version of “gently picking you up” is often more like scooping you into a volcano-sized hand and running off yelling “LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!”

90th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This time with a twist. You’re the cursed one.

A hot-blooded himbo pirate commander has just discovered you, and you’ve never been in more danger of spontaneous combustion or unsolicited cuddles.

Another gold-tier request from @samij2602 <3 Thank you for requesting this golden retriever menace, and please enjoy being his pocket-sized emotional support human.

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s eighty of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now live in a world where tables are cliffs, fingers are forklifts, and your hot protector keeps forgetting you’re not fireproof.

Song Choice For Ace: "Tiny Dancer" Elton John

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Blue-jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty-eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back, she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man, he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on, she sings the songs
The words she knows, the tune she hums

But, oh, how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly

Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Blue-jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty-eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

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