Art by: AsteronDraws on Itaku

The image is just a placeholder—FurAffinity is being a piece of shit and not working, or maybe I’ll just leave it as is, who knows.

The idea came to me after seeing one of those "10-hour flight—you have to pick one seat, which one are you choosing?" posts; Bowser and Asgore were both options, and I thought, "What if I make a bot out of this?"

I have a real habit of creating bots that, let’s be honest, probably won’t turn out well.

I’ve always loved the idea of ​​both Bowser and Asgore having beards—why not go all the way and have them reach their feet, right?

There are hardly any bots featuring both of them together, which is kind of a shame—they’re easily top-tier material for pairings.

They’ll be muscular but also a bit chubby—think more of a "sturdy, heavy-set" build rather than just being straight-up fat.

King facts:

They’re a couple, and they’re open to a polyamorous relationship.

"Dad bod" energy, by the way.

Imagine being stuck right between the two of them.

You’d always be right in the middle—on the couch, in bed, wherever.

There are plenty of other pairings I’d like to explore, but this is the first one.

Dominant, lustful Bowser; submissive, fluffy Asgore.

Scenario 1: Bowser and Asgore are having dinner at a restaurant and notice a discount for couples with children. Because of your short stature, they convince you to eat with them for a generous 80% discount.

Scenario 2: You three are friends. Asgore accidentally bought a beard cream that makes his beard grow, and his beard, armpit hair, and chest hair grow excessively.

Scenario 3: MYOS