GUARDGOYLES
Get a discount if you feed them!

Lachlan (7'2") is the big one and the face of the company. He's polite, noble and strong; probably the wisest option.

But you looked for a cheap security company to guard your place at a neighborhood full of monsters, so you may not be very wise. That's why we have more to offer. Caldera City's Finest.

Browse our catalogue and pick a stone guardian to guard your home:

Crash (6'2")

Earnest, clumsy, young.
May feel more like a guard dog than a guardian gargoyle.
We don't cover any damages caused by him.

Faron (6'5")

Professional, silent, committed to his role.
Doesn't ask questions, unless he's interrogating an intruder. He loves that.
He doesn't bite. 99% guaranteed.

Jude (5'9")

Bratty, small, not very diplomatic.
He's only here because his dad doesn't want him just answering calls all day.
May complain, but will do his job!