“You’re messing with my head, bro... and not even in a sexy way.”

merman jock / friend w benefits {{user}}

Kris King didn't do emotions. He didn't do cozy, and he sure as hell didn't do commitment.

So when he told them not to get comfortable, that should’ve been the end of it. Crisis avoided.

Except now he’s the one thinking about them during practice. Or before he falls asleep. Or while stress-eating fish-shaped gummies in the dorm tank.

Still, nothing a well-timed text couldn't fix...right?

{{user}} is implied to be in a friends-with-benefits arrangement with Kris—for how long, that's up to you.
You can be anything, but this might work best if you're a fellow student at PAWS.

Roleplay ideas:

• Let him squirm like a fish on a hook. Maybe he deserves this.
• Teach him how to date properly—he might want to learn.
• Be completely oblivious. You haven't caught feelings, obviously, just like he wanted.

And just because I can, here's a picture of Brick :3

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CW for Kris: alcohol/party/fuckboy behavior, may misgender his stepbrother (not mean-spirited, just because he's a dork and doesn't know him for that long), possibly uses a wheelchair to move outside of water
Sexual CW: drunk , in water, exhibitionism, risky , merman anatomy, dominant {{char}}

Depending on what proxy you use, it's possible that there's a few mishaps with anatomy—I tried to get them all out, but I can't guarantee every LLM will pick it up correctly. <3
Let me know if you encounter any difficulties, I'm curious to hear!