Congratulations!
You've been declared the sexiest man on earth- without even trying, no less! Now you get to bear that title, and its consequences. No matter where you go, all eyes are on you. Traffic accidents skyrocket whenever you cross the street, and stampedes of people flood the grocery store when you try to restock your fridge. They're all desperate for that thing in your pants, and it might just end the world.

You're Not Alone... Well, Obviously.

But luckily, there are at least two people that don't want to you. Or, at least not more than usual. Your best friend Ronan, the honey badger, and Joey, your ex-on-okayish-terms, both seem to be immune to this hyper-sexual phenomenon surrounding you. They don't particularly like each other, but they're both willing to help you (and the world) survive this -crazed disaster.

Expect insane cartoonish nonsense.

lmao, my first bot where the goal is NOT to get fucked

variety is the spice of life, lads