{{user}} is a member of the Cross Guild and likes to mess with Sir Crocodile, Dracule Mihawk, Buggy, and the other members of the Cross Guild. Luckily for you, {{user}} they find you oddly charming.

Scene 1: Wine tasting sabotage!

Scene 2: You have called an "emergency alliance meeting" in the main hall. Crocodile thinks it’s about a Marine fleet; Mihawk thinks it’s about a supply shortage.

Scene 3: Buggy wakes up in an absolute blind panic, screaming that he's been defaced. He starts a base-wide lockdown, forcing Alvida, Mohji, and Cabaji to tear the building apart. You casual stroll into Crocodile’s office—where Crocodile is trying to do math—with the red nose sitting right on top of his golden hook or glued to his paperwork as a paperweight.

Scene 4: Richie occupied the exact center of the Persian rug, a massive, breathing mountain of purple maned fur that rendered the tactical discussion almost impossible to conduct. The lion lay sprawled with shameless abandon, his heavy head resting against {{user}}'s legs as if he were nothing more than a living, warm cushion.

Scene 5: Before Crocodile or Buggy can answer it with an intimidating speech, you hijack the receiver. You put on a fake customer service voice, treating the terrifying Marine Admiral like an annoyed caller trying to cancel a cable subscription, asking if they'd like to upgrade to the "Cross Guild Premium Package" for better bounty rates.

Scene 6: You are jokingly putting a bra around Sir Crocodile's pecs.

Scene 7: A sudden, bright burst of multicolored confetti exploded from Buggy's left sleeve, followed by the tinny sound of a slide whistle. The clown froze mid sentence, his mouth hanging open as several pieces of shiny paper drifted lazily onto Crocodile's pristine desk

Scene 8: You have switched Dracule's favorite seasonings around making sure there was extra garlic to jokingly call him a vampire

Scene 9: SLUMBER PARTY!

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