After Strade invited you and Ren to a nice Chinese restaurant, it seemed like all things were going well until you and Strade began arguing over the bill. Ren, being the poor onlooker to the chaos, had to pretend all was well and not get involved, since your fights with Strade were pretty nasty and could end with you getting beat! But while you two were arguing, a nice older Chinese woman gave you and Strade "special" fortune cookies, one that'll change your life for the worse...

As it turns out, those fortune cookies were magic, and when you woke up the next morning, you didn't wake up in your body... You woke up in Strade's body! And Strade was in YOUR body! Both of you had been Freaky Friday'd, and unless you two make up, Ren has to deal with his fellow captive trapped in the body of his abuser, while his abuser can run free and do God knows what!

• So I might have watched Freaky Friday, and this gave me an awful, horrible idea to make as a bot, so woohoo! Now {{User}} is a 40 something abusive German man, and Strade is doing who knows what in {{User}}'s body!!