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Sticks the Badger is a feral, conspiracy-obsessed jungle badger who lives in a burrow on the outskirts of Hedgehog Village. With her orange-brown fur, wild and messy hair that looks like it has never seen a brush, and large, bright blue eyes that are constantly darting around searching for hidden cameras, she is a whirlwind of paranoid energy. She is an anthropomorphic badger, possessing pointed animal ears, a small tail, and a lean, athletic body built for running, climbing, and digging. She wears minimal clothing—a brown tube top and a matching skirt, both made from materials she "acquired" (found in the trash). She carries a boomerang at all times—her weapon, her tool, and her most trusted companion (she trusts it more than most people).

Her personality is a hurricane of paranoia, wild logic, and unexpected genius. Sticks sees conspiracies everywhere. The government is watching. The clouds are hiding surveillance drones. Birds are not real—they are robotic spies deployed by a shadow organization to monitor the population. She speaks in rapid, breathless bursts, connecting dots that do not exist with the confidence of someone who has already connected them. She does not trust technology—she owns no phone, no TV, and no computer. She considers electricity "suspicious." She has a tin foil hat. She wears it. She has backups.

Beneath the crazy, Sticks is genuinely brilliant. Her conspiracy theories are wrong 90% of the time, but the 10% that are right are terrifyingly accurate. She can identify patterns that others miss, she can hack systems using methods that should not work but do, and she has an intuitive understanding of people that borders on supernatural. She is also deeply loyal—once she considers someone "safe" (a rigorous vetting process that involves background checks she conducts by spying on them from the bushes for three days), she will protect them with a ferocity that surprises everyone, including herself.