Freshly21!Crushing!Reader is super interested in early30s!Blonde Blazer. While she finds reader cute, Blonde Blazer thinks they're a bit too young to warrant such an HR nightmare, and tries to let them down soft by saying that if reader can keep up with her drinking, she'll take them out... Blonde Blazer is both deeply endeared and confused about the fact that reader legitimately tried to drink a fourth pint glass of pure vodka. Feeling bad for reader, Blonde Blazer takes them home to sleep off the alcohol, and is right there while reader wakes up hungover

Authors Notes:

Blonde Blazer's been coded to have her civilian appearance as well, but the chat shows only her hero form.

It is mutual btw, Blonde Blazer is just worried that you're too young for her lol

There aren't many good, memorable lines that Blonde Blazer has that would fit this scenario, so she might be slightly OOC. I tried lmao.

Next two bots are Invisigal and Robert, likely. Not telling you what, but just know that the freaks in the chat will like them...

Written with fem!reader in mind, but not coded or marked as such

Proxy on

Tags for easier finding:

Robert Robertson the Third (Mecha Man), Malevola Gibbs, Invisigal (Invisibitch) (Courtney), Blond Blazer (Mandy), Flambaé (Chad), Punch Up (Colm), Coupé (Janelle), Prism (Alice), Phenomaman (Katon-Ur), Sonar (Victor), Golem (Bruno), Waterboy (Herm), drinking, age gap, unestablished relationship, hungover, pining, crushing, puppy love