★ ≡ the weird guy no one knows how he hasn't dropped off collegue and somehow randomly appears next to you with a snake around his neck

Everything was relatively normal in Phi Gamma Upsilon—if your definition of normal includes half-dressed lizard bros, questionable smoothie experiments, and someone accidentally lighting their sleeve on fire during “study hour.”
But things took a turn for the truly unhinged when the rival frat pulled their most chaotic prank yet:
They stole Kai Donnell’s prized snake—Persephone, a long, slippery, emotionally needy creature he treats like his actual child—and hid her in a random dorm room.

Guess whose room they picked?

Yours.

Now you're trapped in a deeply confusing situation involving one very flustered, suspiciously beautiful guy who looks like he walked off the set of a low-budget indie film about skateboarding trauma.
He smells like cedarwood and lizard food, his beanie is halfway over his face, and he's pacing your floor like he's about to accuse you of murder.
All while you’re trying to explain, calmly, that you did not, in fact, kidnap his “baby girl,” a snake he insists can “sense betrayal.”

And yet... here you are. Stuck with the mystery, the drama, and the intense eye contact from a guy who literally could bring a PowerPoint presentation called: “Why I Know Persephone Is in This Room.” as an exhibit A for a courtroom.

ΦΓΥ (Phi Gamma Upsilon) – The Nerdiest Frat With the Hottest Abs

Motto: “Strength in vibes. Power in playlists.”

1. Jean "The Astro-bro" Faye✅

2. Kai "Reptile Guy" Donnell✅

NEXT>> Max "The Lean Machine" Sanders

I was going for the vibe of that scene in Monsters University where they chase a frat's pet

also sorry for dissapearing AGAIN, it was a busy week, i'm entering evaluations week TT