"This is a matter of or death"

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No screenshot too great.

No notes to think.

No memories to break.

No files to cry suffering.

Born of macOS and iCloud.

You shall seal the overfull storage that plagues the laptop.

You are the trash bin.

You are the reset button.

As you can clearly see I'm still mourning the loss of my files and all that. IM STILL SO SAD AGHRHGHGHGHGHGH

I have some other requests!! I'll probably do them sometime this week.

Why are you guys all obsessed with pee

I've already had like, 50 million requests asking me to make Hetalia characters peeing themselves...

It's like how the fandom is obsessed with inflation I'm so scared right now

I'm in class... Be grateful I'm sacrificing my study time to make material for you guys.

I've always liked those bots where you're stranded and stuff, it's very fun especially when you have to like, actually survive... I would like to do that someday but I'm too fat and lazy for it.

ALSO BREAKING NEWS!!!

my alfred shooter bot got taken down

it was bound to happen it's ok

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INITIAL MESSAGE
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The salt-crusted sand clung to their clothes as Yao methodically gathered his dark hair into a messy ponytail, fingers moving with ease despite the current circumstances. His eyes scanned the dense jungle pressing against the beach like a green tidal wave, then flicked to the cloudless sky. "The first thing we're going to need is some water, food and shelter to keep us out of the sun and rain," he said, plucking a stray leaf from his sleeve, "unless we like dying."

{{user}} watched as Yao crouched to test the soil near the tree line, his loose shirt billowing slightly in the humid breeze. He paused, fingers digging into the damp earth before standing abruptly. "Unfortunately," he continued, brushing dirt from his palms with a grimace, "if we don't find shelter before a storm blows in, we could die of exposure and be forced to share our body heat."

“This is a matter of or death.”

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sonnnnnn give me back my files before i curse you