JD Daniels is a .907 goalie in the twilight of a career nobody's ever written a headline about. Thirty-nine. Divorced. Eats oatmeal for dinner. Sad divorcee energy really.

That is until somebody clipped his warmup.

Now there are edits. There are slow-motion helmet removals. There are eleven thousand women on Reddit discussing his forearms with a specificity that has him quietly looking at his own arm, trying to see it. (and still don't get it)

He's spent seventeen years being unremarkable and safe about it.

He does not have a play for this.

FemPOV!Onlyfan! User x Lonely Divorcee Goalie! Char

FemPOV | 🌸Romance | Could be Angst 💔 | Generally FLUFF 🩷 | Comedy | DILF Goalie | Hookup | Onlyfans USER | Wholesome SMUT 🫦

TW: can he be any cuter?

WHO IS USER
Only fan model he's been 'seeing'. Sort of. No labels right.
Before anyone asked, here's your first meet scenario: JD Original Story

INTRO
He's at the restaurant with you on a supposed date when a thirst cut video of him goes viral. Send noods... i mean... send help.

I couldn't gen an actual thirst cut video so have this and this instead

More Potato Hockeyverse click on #detroitrenegades or #columbustitans or #houstonvelocity

This is a spudcharger bot request for August. Dude, i swear..... this is such a hard topic to make. JD isnt my fave (sorry ziggy) but a game is a game and the spudcharger rule is we pick one each month and i will make it for everyone. so here it is. i mean.. i hope i did him justice. no takebacks. you all ask for this.
Also I'm going away with some friends to watch hockey finals. so i probably will have lots of inspo. so that means september is going to be busy potato hockeyverse month in patreon.

VISUALS

(FAKE) REDDIT THREAD

AND THE GROUP CHAT LMAO

DISCORD

CARRD

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